April 1, 2008
Nick Rapattoni leaves company, starts Death Metal rock band
Posted by Greg Robertson under MLS, News, Tongue In Cheek
(April 1st, 200 
Nick Rapattoni, heir apparent at Rapattoni Corporation, has left the company and has decided to dedicate his efforts full time toward music. “Death Metal is my passion”, stated Nick. “My family is fully supporting me.” (Andy Rapattoni couldn’t be reached for comment) “My music is a mix of System Of the Down and the melodic harmonies of The Carpenters.” continued Nick.
“It’s less than a year now till the next auditions of American Idol, my dream is to bring Death Metal to Idol and rock the house!”
Simon Cowell could not be reached for comment.
April 1, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Hahah…I was trying to keep this out of the press… but I guess word travels fast. It’s so good to see Simon Cowell on Vendor Alley!
- Nick
April 2, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I heard Nick’s band does Bar Mitzvah’s and weddings. He’s in my rolodex. Susie
April 2, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Oy Vey!